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Built for the People Who Get It
Built by a Paramedic.
Designed from real field experience, not boardroom guesses.
Made on Demand
Printed when ordered to reduce waste and keep designs available.
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Simple checkout with clear product info before you buy.
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Got a Story Worth Telling?
Dispatched & Dysfunctional is built on real stories from EMS, fire, law enforcement, dispatch, offshore, healthcare, military, and the people who carry the weight after the call ends.
Whether your story is funny, heavy, messy, healing, or somewhere in between — if it belongs in the world of first responders and survival, we want to hear it.
Guests must complete the intake form before recording.
This helps keep the episode focused, respectful, and aligned with the tone of the show.
First responders are trained to carry trauma — not process it.
"Hey, I'm Chris. I've spent years running calls everywhere from inner-city trauma to offshore oil vessels. I built Critical-Run between shifts because standard corporate 'wellness' stuff doesn't cut it. Every shirt and tool here is made by a working medic for the boots-on-the-ground responders living shift-to-shift."
UF Critical Care Tuition Mission:
I’m raising tuition funds for the University of Florida Critical Care Paramedic program this August so I can bring stronger critical care knowledge, better decisions, and better care back to the community I serve.
If you're able to help, donations and shares both matter.
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Every little bit helps. If you can’t donate, sharing the fundraiser helps too.